Thursday, December 17, 2009

blog is different

New looks for my blog.
Does anyone think I need to change the name? Comment with ideas.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Gonna

Gonna drown a watery death
Gonna burn a fiery haze
Gonna suffocate in space
Gonna die today

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Here

The broken wind
Shattering
Across the empty skies
Can not find
The reason why
We're here

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Untitled

I know that last post was kinda for the wrong time of the year. But I needed something to cheer me up. And nothing works better than a poem about death. (Hysterical laughing here.) Actually, the poem just came to my mind as I was typing. It wasn't because I needed something to cheer me up. That was just for your enjoyment. Does everyone understand now? If not, raise your hand. (Everyone who reads this raises their hands.) Good. We're on the same page.

Winds

Summer winds
Feel like heaven
Cradling you in the breeze
Lifting you up
When the world has blackened
From the hate that seems to seize
Hold of you
Hold of me
Hold of the world that is forgotten
Blessed winds
That hold you tight
In the summer's moonlight

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sweet Child

Little wings that illuminate the night.
Little trails of magic floating by.
Little faces laughing as they take flight.
Little children's wonder as they see it with their eyes.
Goodnight sweet child.
May your mind fall into the abyss of dreams.
May your thoughts float around happily.
May you smile with joy in your sleep.
May you be hugged by clouds, and kissed by angels.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Believe

Believe

I believe that the sun will set.

I believe that death will arise.


I believe that the ocean will drown,


Into nothing but a lie.


I believe that the castles standing,


On nothing but hopes and dreams.


Will all break apart, and turn to dust.


Because nothing is as it seems.


I believe that the sun will burn out.


I believe that the earth will crack.


I believe that we'll all die,


Lying face down or on our back.

Monday, November 30, 2009

50th Post

This is my 50th post on my blog. And I don't really have anything else to say besides that. So...
That
That
That
That
That
That
That
That
That
This is getting boring.
I think I'll just have a staring contest with the wall...Ha. It blinked.
Anyway.
I tried to close myself inside a plastic box today. Needed my Mom to snap the lid shut. After trying once, saying it wouldn't work and saying she wouldn't do it, then me asking her why not, (several times,) all I got from her was, because. Because WHY? I still don't have an answer.
I also did some math today, and we put up the tree. Oh, Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree. (Hums while in search of lyrics.)
Well, now that I look back at this post, maybe I did have more to say besides that. And it's still boring. And I still won the staring contest. And- well, you get the picture.
Also, I think I must be cold blooded. I'm FREEZING. My hands are FREEZING. My arms are FREEZING. My- again, you get the picture.
Well, have a TERRIBLE day. And if I have already bitten you, bite someone else and spread the zombie disease. So that, by next Friday the 13th, the whole world will be zombies.
Then again, if everyone is the zombies, who will be the prey? Not to be confused with The Fray.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Chant

In the spring you blossom
In the summer your ever green
In the fall your leaves fall off
In the winter your branches PLUMMET

(Meditate)

(Repeat)

I thought of something like this as I was playing Wii. Also, swoosh your arms back and forth above your head. It makes you more center with yourself. And slightly dizzy.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Hail

Hail, hail
Rain down upon the trees
Hail, hail
Rain down upon the breeze
Hail, hail
Rain down upon the seas
Hail, hail
Rain down upon the leaves
Hail, hail
Rain down until the end
Hail, hail
Rain down until you can not send
Any more

Saturday, November 21, 2009

F.A.L.L.

F. = flail
A. = atomically combust
L. = littering body parts on area where you fell
L. = loving the feel of the sidewalk

Now you know. And you wish you didn't.

Random Words

Butterfly
Play
Lights
Pretty
Doom
Delete
Publish
Now
It's ten fifty-four
Labels
Book
Movie
Popcorn
Butterfly

This has been Random Words. Have a nice F.A.L.L.

Friday, November 20, 2009

The World

The world is going to end someday.
The sky will be black with ashes.
The world is going to crack someday.
Our backs will be bloody from lashes.
The world is going to break someday.
The sun is going to burst.
The world is going to die someday.
And that will be the end of earth.

CHILI

CHILI
We are making CHILI today. Yum. It's getting colder out. Obviously. No, as it's getting closer to winter, it's actually getting warmer. Ha ha.

Anyway. H;hh;t't't'/f/dr'r/t/tgt/'g/r'e';rr;rlrjrtrjhkflfitrr/rprlflk;rltkrlllf.dlf;d..f.f..f.f.f.f.ksdlsa.
In another language, that probably means something.
Or not.

Well then.
New Moon came out today! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo Hoo!
Well, blogger out.
-Britney

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Stuff to say

It's 4:31. For some reason, I felt the need to post that. Well, we just fed our corn snake, Tango, and because of a long story that I will explain only if you comment saying that you want me to explain, we fed him a fuzzy mouse instead of his normal pinky sized one. He is most likely EXHAUSTED, and has a HUGE lump in his stomach where the mouse is clearly digesting. Props to you Tango. We probably won't have to feed him again for two weeks.

Meep. Meep Meep. Meep. Meep. Mee- this will be awhile.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Listen Closely

Listen closely to my voice.
Listen closely to the sea.
Listen closely to the sun.
Listen closely to the breeze.

Listen closely to the light.
Listen closely to the waves.
Listen closely to the heart.
Listen closely to lazy days.

Listen closely to the roses.
Listen closely to the trees.
Listen closely to the train.
Listen closely to the stream of steam.

Listen closely to yourself.
Listen closely, though it's rough.
Listen closely to your thoughts.
Listen closely- isn't that enough?

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Answernation

Okay. I was wrong. Now I will post the answers to questionation.

A. Nothing.
A. Something.
A. Whatever an advertisement tells you to do.
A. PARTY.
A.Because it's so dumb, you have to laugh.
A. Because

Thankfully, people commented, so I am not lonely without words.
Though the butterfly that killed Elmer is.

Pain

I'm in PAIN. We had a play date thing at Chandler's house and got to see almost all our friends. I, being the clumsiest person on earth, slipped on a ladder made out of wood and NAILS that headed up to their fort. Also, there was a LOT of running. I'm in PAIN.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Questionation

I will now ask questions. Comment with your answers. In my next post, if you comment, I will put the correct answers.

Q. What is the answer to life?
Q. What is the square root of the answer above minus two?
Q. If you are walking along, and you see money on the road, and then a few yards away, you see a wallet with information inside, what do you do?
Q. If it is Monday, do you stay up late and blog, or go to sleep early because it's a school night?
Q. Why is Elmer and George so funny?
Q. Why do I care?

Please comment, or I will be lonely without words.

twilight

It's November 2nd. On the 20th New Moon comes out. I'm talking about the next Twilight movie. Woo Hoo!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009


Okay. Some how, things got messed up. This picture got cut out. This is our group.
(Left to right.)
Girl in Moo Moo dress, Mario, Tex, and Alice Cullen. (Me.)

Thank you.


Pics of Halloween

The title pretty much says it all. I accidentally did the pictures backward.
So here's me taking off my makeup.
Here is my RED hair.

I'm an alien. Ooo oo oo. (Trying to go for creepy alien music. Failing miserably.)
Trick done by pixie stix and weird look on face.
Me and Mario.
Watch it. I bite.

We had an AWESOME time. We trunk or teated, trick or treated, and ate, (you guessed it,) CANDY (man.)
Bah bum bumm. (Try's again to do creepy music. AGAIN fails miserably.)
At least I know I don't have a career in doing scary music for horror movies.

Or do I???
Okay, yesterday I had the hiccups five to six times, I think. In one of those times, it went on so long that my stomach actually started hurting. Ah well. We had fun though.
Today me and my brother had candy for breakfast. It was SO healthy.
Kidding.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

halloween

It's HALLOWEEN!!!
I'm going to be a vampire.
My brother is going to be Mario.
My dad is going to be a cowboy.
And my mom is going to be in like a moo moo dress with curlers in her hair and have a whole LOT of makeup on.
LOL.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Paronoia

Okay . . . just watched Candy Man. Paranoia is sweeping in. I don't want to ever turn my back again. I'll just live the rest of my life backed up against a wall . . . made of steel. In a room with no windows or doors. With a hook. Also made of steel. And keep my mind completely blank. Not that I was scared or anything.
(Laughs hysterically.)

No offense, but the girl actually did look very crazy at the ending.
And dead.
That guy did too.
Oh, who am I kidding???
Almost everyone looked dead at the ending.
Candy Man!!!

MIGHT

Okay. Enough with the death poetry for a while . . .
The sky is so gray . . .
Sorry. Anyway. Hmm . . . What should I type???
How about this???

BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to the people out there who MIGHT understand,
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, maybe I MIGHT seem crazy.
Maybe I am.
But I do know this.
(This also for the people who MIGHT understand.)
To the pants mobile!!!!!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bridge

The bridge; crumbling.
The wood; splintering.
The stones; fumbling.
The sides; blistering.
From the hate of the people.
From the pain of the stream.
This bridge represents the earth.
And it's running out of steam.
Soon we all will perish.
Soon we all will die.
Soon the bridge, will give way,
And fall out, of the sky.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Crazy

White coats.
People in them.
A straight jacket.
I'm wearing.
An ambulance.
I go into.
A padded cell.
Where I live.
Crazy.
I am.
Lunatic.
They say.
Took me away.
They did.
Crazier now.
I be.
Broke out.
I did.
Lunatic on the loose.
I am.
Staring.
People are.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

The blackness was spaced between the universe. And as you left, I smiled silently to myself. For I knew, deep down, you were happy now. And even if it tore my heart to see you go, a happy you, even without me there, was better than anything and everything.

La

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la plus
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah times
The equivalent, or nonequivalent of the answer above minus
Whatever number you can think of equals
11 or 42.
Always.

Elmer and George

To the people out there who know what Elmer and George is, here are the NEW episodes.

Episode 1

Elmer . . . Elmer where are you?

Uhh . . .

Aah!!!

No. George. Wait.

Elmer, is that you???

Yes.

(Hug here. Elmer falls through George.)

Elmer??? What's wrong???

I'm a ghost.

How come I can see you?

Because. You're a ghost too.

(both say) Oooooo!!!!!!


Episode 2.

Elmer?

Yeah George?

Butterfly.

No George. That's an airplane.

Elmer?

Yeah George?

Butterfly.

No George. That's a helicopter.

Elmer?

George, it is not an airplane. It's a . . .

(caw caw)

Bird.

Elmer?

George. It's not a butterfly!!!

(Turns out, it was a butterfly, and it killed Elmer.)

He, he, he.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

12:25 . . . Ugh.
Well, then again, the last time I spent the night at my friend Keilee's house, I stayed up 'till 5:00 reading. She fell asleep at about 3:45. At 5:00, her mom woke up and told me to go to sleep. At about 9:00, I think, her mom let us get in her bed, and we slept 'till about 10:40.
People, I got 5 hours and 40 minutes of sleep.
As I said in a previous post, aah!!!!!!!

Dead

Amazing waves, off the coast.
Low seas that sweep the shore.
Hawaiian traits that love to boast.
When fate comes knocking at your door.
How can life get any sweeter?
You ask the sea.
And then, of course.
Life gets worse.
When there's a tsunami.
But whatever, you scream.
With all your rage and pain.
You let your tears fall freely.
For the cold has gone and came.
No one hears you, obviously.
For everyone is dead.
And so are you, yes you will be too.
When you slowly fall asleep.

Okra pickles

I am now ingblog. I spelled that backward because when we went to walmart, and came back, I noticed that we got okra pickles. That's right. It was on the label, clear as day.
I wonder how they make them that way.
I mean, they looked like pickled okra and everything.
Hmm . . .
I've also been reading up on the Roman Empire.
Have you noticed how many of the names seem unpronounceable if you speak English???
Plus, I have a new episode of Elmer and George.
Pretty much only my friends will know what I'm talking about.
W-O-W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's already ten thirty-three???????
Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
AAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
AAaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Aaahh.
ahh.

Excuse me, this is the shortest Poem EVER!!!!

Shortest Poem EVER!!!!!

I have a blog.
It is my blog.

The dark glass

The sliver of light,
at the end of the tunnel.
The home insurance,
after a flood.
The safe place,
during an earthquake.
The stitches,
when you lose blood.
It's the dark glass,
The shining light.
The guidance,
Through the night.
Maybe you don't understand.
Most people do not.
But this page I'm writing,
Is only one little dot.
In the endless story of life.
The dark glass.

It's a twister

It's a twister,
It's a twister.
Someone please come.
It's a twister,
It's a twister.
It's swallowed up the sun.
It's a twister,
It's a twister.
Now all the land is gone.
It's a twister,
It's a twister.
The houses are not here.
It's a twister,
It's a twister.
Now we aren't either.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

People may or may not be saying I need to write happier thing. So, I'm going to try. Here goes.

Sunny skies,
Bright days,
Filled with happiness and joy.
Waves of gold,
On the beach,
Moving closer to the shore.
The words shared,
Between friends,
When they don't even say a thing.
The simple pleasures,
Of everyday life,
You don't even think about.
That is why,
Life is worth living.
Or is it?

Plague

The plague.
The disease.
The sadness of the earth.
The cold.
The broken.
The challenged and the wounded.
It's come.
It's gone.
And it will come again.
But that's what makes life worth living.
For if everyday,
The same thing happened,
What would be the point of living?
I ask these questions,
For I do not know.
And neither do you.
So don't act like you know.
Because neither you nor me shall know.
Until the end.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

How come...

How come the sky's are gray?
How come the suns are red?
How come every person,
In the end, turns out dead?
How come the oceans are blue?
How come love is painful?
How come something bad,
Can turn out to be beautiful?
I guess we'll have to deal.
For the answers are not here.
I guess we'll have to deal.
When we lose someone dear.
How come when we're sad,
We have to shed our tears?
Until the morphine kicks in,
and erases all the pain.
Until the light starts to dim,
And it's our final day.
Until the end.
Or the beginning.
It depends.
Goodnight, sweet city.
Hope that tonight,
Is not your end.
For at your last breath,
The city breathes it's own.
Until the end, sweet city.
Then we'll be home.
Home, sweet home.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Why is poker so HARD? Even when you play at home with your mom and dad? I kept on losing all my chips, then getting charity which I had to pay back to them. I think at the highest point I owed my mom around 800 and my dad around 700. Just my luck. But I did manage to pay it off. Before I lost again.
Britney

P.S. I did get to learn how to play three poker games, though.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Song

Hello world. Many of you might not know that I write song lyrics, and sing them, but until we actually video tape them and put them on the blog, I'm just going to put the lyrics on here.

Black Hole Zones

Verse 1.

One day you're fine.
The next day your not.
And today, is here, because . . .
You don't get, what people say.
To you their words
Don't mean anything.

What does it mean,
When this happens?
What does it mean,
When you no longer have friends?
Or when you reach the end?
That's when,
We're in,

Chorus.

We're in the black hole zones
The space between spaces
The words you don't know
The things that are there
But you can't see them
They're like thin air
Just like shadows
Except in the gloom
And as you stand there
Facing your doom
Yeah, they're everywhere
'Cause we're in
The black hole zones

Verse 2.

The dreams, you have
the nightmares that haunt you
The things that scare you
And that's all they do

What does it mean,
When this happens?
What does it mean,
When you've committed every sin?
Or when you reach the end?
That's when
We're in

Chorus.


I hope you enjoyed.
I'll do more later.
Britney

Monday, October 12, 2009

I Don't KNOW!!!!!!!! .part two

I almost forgot.
Also published by I don't know you dating service.
The place where you meet people, you don't know.
And that's our slogan.
I think.
I don't know.
Britney

I Don't KNOW!!!!!!!!

I don't know what to type. Besides what I'm typing now. All I have to say is: To my friends, glub glub, to my enemies, whatever, and to those people I haven't decided on, I don't know.

Published by I don't know companies
Have a nice I don't know day.

Or maybe you don't want to have a good day.

I Don't KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney

P.S. And to those people that had somebody steal from them, I Don't Know anything.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Laziness

I haven't really gotten around to doing my blog in a while. It's kinda like my diaries . . . that I never keep up with. I mean, I like doing them, but it seems like too much work to get around and do it. Might be because I'm so lazy. But I'm too lazy to care that I'm lazy. I might need to see a doctor about it . . . whatever. So, I decided on my blog I liked having black as the background color, and changed it back before I combusted. Minus that last part. Right now, I think I might be on a sugar high or something. My brain is on the . . . "I can do anything in the world, I'm just a big ball of energy, I think I'll go run a marathon" mode. I think I'm just waiting for the part where I collapse.
Catch ya' later
Britney

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Glasses

Well, answering a comment here, I already broke my glasses before 'cause I kept taking them off wrong. We got them fixed, and all was well. When I went over to Chan's house(she's a friend of mine,) and spent the night, I had bent them a little bit. I bent them back into place, and thought it would be okay. Truth is, I bent it where we had gotten it fixed. So, when Jake(friend of mine's brother,) took them off my face, they broke. They're fixed now, but hopefully it won't happen again.
Britney

Thursday, September 10, 2009

save me

Hello people of the humanoid world. I have some friends who do NOT like the new blog title, so sadly I will change it. Also I have some fish on here now. I also got my glasses broke . . . again. Second time. Oh, man I wish I was less clumsy. Not saying I broke it by falling. In fact, it wasn't that at all.
Britney

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

My new blog

Hello followers of my blog, and people who aren't followers and who have never seen my blog before. If you can't already tell, MY BLOG IS DIFFERENT. Seriously. For, you see, Twilight is to awesome for me not to have it as a title for my blog.
Blogger Out
Britney

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Story Time...

Once upon a time, there lived a girl who was typing this email. She sat in the chair I'm sitting in. She had the same name as me. She even wore the same clothes I'm wearing now. Who do you think I'm thinking of??? If you said it was me, your wrong. I'm thinking about my brother. Ha, ha, ha. I was really thinking about me.
I'm signing off for now. See ya.
Britney

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Hi ya

So, what's up, computer nation? I've been good. I was spending the night at a friends house, and I made a really bad, not funny joke. We were playing on the Wii, and I was making a Mii, and we were working on my nose for the Mii. My friend gave me a funny looking nose, and I said: No thanks, or nose thanks. Isn't that a very BAD joke??? Any way, see ya.
Britney

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Hello people of earth. To people who know me better, glub, glub, glub, glub... oh forget it. I've been having a great time lately. Here are some pics. Now, most of the pics are my mom's, but at the beginning they are mine. Enjoy.

This cute little mouse is called Paparazzi.










La, la, la, la.
The running evil man. Just kidding. He's my brother Cody
This is where my mom's pictures start.
Doesn't this look comfortable? Not! Poor Jacob.
Remember, never use elevator when there is a fire. What's that over there?
Oh, just a few flames, nothing to worry about. Oh, okay. To those out there
who don't understand this is a joke, we did not ride on the elevator while the
building was on fire. At least, I hope we didn't.
Are we bored out of our wits? No. We always look like that. Again, to those
out there who don't understand, I was being sarcastic.
B.F.F.L.
Row, row, row your.. oh, I give up.


Keilee, Karen, Me, Gina(my mom), Bobby(my dad), and my brother Cody met up with Chandler and Ester at Applebees after our last Suessical play.
Oh man, this is good.
No, this is good.
These are pictures of either: Me dressed up for the Suessical,
Me and a friend dressed up for the Suessical play, or my hair after I took the tupperware container off my head!






These two pictures were taken at a place which name I can't remember.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Skateboard

Okay, so I've been wanting a skateboard for a while, right. Well, today we went to the store and I bought one. I don't especially like the design on the back, but I am covering it with really cool stickers and it looks awesome. I'm going to show some pictures of it soon and I know you'll love it.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

lesson #1

My first lesson on dreams is you've got to chase them. It doesn't matter what people say. If you want to do something, do it. Because sometimes, dreams are lost. So go out there and do what you want to do, or you're just like everyone else.

Hello Computer Surfers

Hello people of the computer community. I hope you all like my blog and check in a lot to see what crazy idea I've come up with next.