An awesome song that only a few people will understand. (Yes, you know I'm looking at YOU)

Here is a song that I must sing...and hopefully, I won't die.

Verse 1:

I woke up today,
With icing on my face.
A feather up my nose,
Sprayed my brother with a water hose.

I watched some T.V.
Got very sleepy.
Then I was reminded of this morning.

Chorus:

La, lalala, la la, la la.
La, lalala, la la, la la.
If you jump off a cliff,
I'll probably follow.
It looks pretty fun.
Pretty as a Swallow.
I'm referring to,
The bird, you know.
And if you don't,
You're pretty slow.

Verse 2:

Jumped up and down.
I really hate clowns.
Almost as much as I hate pink.
I wanted to go to the skating rink,
But the Zombies ate my pudding.

And so I slayed those Zombies.
With the best weapon, at ease.
No, I'm not talking about a torch I lit.
I'm talking about my awesome wit.

Chorus:

La, lalala, la la, la la.
La, lalala, la la, la la.
If you jump up and down on an alligator,
It sounds like a pretty fun adventure.
As fun as the night is long.
Now watch me turn into a were-wolf.
I'll eat your brain,
If you're a Zombie.
But then again, I'll eat humans,
If first you ate my pudding.

Bridge:

Featherweight,
Eat more cake.
Have a nice,
Birthday.
And if you don't,
I'll be mad.
Because I just got stepped on,
And it hurt a tad.

Chorus:

La, lalala, la la, la la.
La, lalala, la la, la la.
I'm guessing that's the end.
The red squiggly lines are here again.
I hate them oh so much you know.
And if I didn't,
I'd be pretty slow.

Peace Out
-Britney