Monday, May 31, 2010

Super-ior is the headache

Super Mario Galaxy 2= Fun.
Playing until I get a headache because my brother wants me to= Not Fun.
Ahhh...the joy of little brothers.


Peace Out
-Britney

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Adorable

I just went in my mom's room to ask her a question, and she was sound asleep, with the t.v. still on. I turned it off and such and "quietly" left the room. "Quietly" meaning I managed to step on the one spot in the floor where it creaked like crazy. Hm...that might be my new catchphrase. Anyway, thankfully she didn't wake up, and just lay there peacefully, totally at ease.

They're so cute when they're that age.



Still Creaking Like Crazy
-Britney

Monday, May 17, 2010

CAMPING!CAMPING!CAMPING!BRITNEYBREATHE!!!!

We're going camping tomorrow! YEA!!!!!!
It's going to be so awesome!!!!!
*confetti*




Peace Out
-Britney

Friday, May 14, 2010

Fate

AGH!!!
Head hurts from trying to think of something to type.

Oh, here's one. My Grama (yes I know that's not how you spell it) is back in town, and also, we're going on a camping trip in a few days.

Oh, and the other day when I got together with friends, I broke my camera. I meaning Emily/Jake.
And then I spent the night at Kaitlin's house, and her dog, Missy, scratched my leg while I'm walking in the door, almost making me run head first into a stove. And then I went to Kaitlin's room to put my bag down, and her moon stick scratched my leg, and then, as I'm telling them about this, I run shoulder first into her door frame. And then, my mp5 decided not to work and it just froze up, but, thank god, it's working now. I'm serious. Praise the lord.

Apparently, Fate wasn't kind that day.

When all else fails, fail harder than all else.

That pretty much sums it up.

Peace Out
-Britney




Saturday, May 8, 2010

An awesome song that only a few people will understand. (Yes, you know I'm looking at YOU)

Here is a song that I must sing...and hopefully, I won't die.

Verse 1:

I woke up today,
With icing on my face.
A feather up my nose,
Sprayed my brother with a water hose.

I watched some T.V.
Got very sleepy.
Then I was reminded of this morning.

Chorus:

La, lalala, la la, la la.
La, lalala, la la, la la.
If you jump off a cliff,
I'll probably follow.
It looks pretty fun.
Pretty as a Swallow.
I'm referring to,
The bird, you know.
And if you don't,
You're pretty slow.

Verse 2:

Jumped up and down.
I really hate clowns.
Almost as much as I hate pink.
I wanted to go to the skating rink,
But the Zombies ate my pudding.

And so I slayed those Zombies.
With the best weapon, at ease.
No, I'm not talking about a torch I lit.
I'm talking about my awesome wit.

Chorus:

La, lalala, la la, la la.
La, lalala, la la, la la.
If you jump up and down on an alligator,
It sounds like a pretty fun adventure.
As fun as the night is long.
Now watch me turn into a were-wolf.
I'll eat your brain,
If you're a Zombie.
But then again, I'll eat humans,
If first you ate my pudding.

Bridge:

Featherweight,
Eat more cake.
Have a nice,
Birthday.
And if you don't,
I'll be mad.
Because I just got stepped on,
And it hurt a tad.

Chorus:

La, lalala, la la, la la.
La, lalala, la la, la la.
I'm guessing that's the end.
The red squiggly lines are here again.
I hate them oh so much you know.
And if I didn't,
I'd be pretty slow.

Peace Out
-Britney